Penn Jillette President Obama is so damn smart. He just drips smart. He clearly understands stuff that we could never understand. He's trustworthy. If Obama were teaching fire-eating, we would all learn fast. If he told you that the burns would be minor and the fire would go out when you closed your mouth, you'd believe him. If I weren't twice his weight, I'd fall back with my eyes closed into his caring arms in one of those cheesy '70s church trust exercises. He could talk me into anything. 2009-04-03T13:34:00Z http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/01/jillette.skid/index.html jakesutton jakesutton