— Jesse Laks, The Life and Times of Harold Balsworth ¶“Add to the list of eat-time unmentionables (religion, politics, loose stools) any part of the body you would whisper to the pharmacist for an ointment.”
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— Merlin Mann, Twitter / hotdogsladies ¶“Ellie keeps trying to eat the Baby Sign Language book. Which, coincidentally, is the sign for “I want to eat the Baby Sign Language book.””
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— Palmer Sondreal, http://feeds.feedburner.com/realsimple/dailythought ¶“Happiness is never stopping to think if you are.”
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— Jesse Laks, The Life and Times of Harold Balsworth ¶“I procured table space next to what I assumed were a human male and female. I couldn’t be certain, because the rules of table space procurement prohibit eye contact, though by their outlines they may well have been one well-behaved walrus”
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— Leigh Cooper, http://www.unlikelysquiggle.com ¶“I mean any instance of the final coundown is clearly okay with me. after all, glam rock is an obligation, not a choice.”
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— Madeleine L'Engle, Daily Thought for May 1 ¶“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.”
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— http://www.truemomconfessions.com/ ¶“We…have cut so many corners our life is a circle.”
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— Chinese Proverb, http://www.realsimple.com/realsimple/channel/inside/0,23065,,00.html ¶“Pleasure for an hour, a bottle of wine; pleasure for a year, marriage; pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
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— Merlin Mann, http://youlooknicetoday.com/ ¶“Alcoholism is like the nazis. I am bored with casual racism.”
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— Bernard-Paul Heroux, http://thinkexist.com/quotation/there_is_no_trouble_so_great_or_grave_that_cannot/162814.html ¶“There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.”
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— Jason Roeder, McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Service Changes. ¶“C Train: June 11, No Service
Why is service being changed?
If you’re anything like the MTA, you’ve looked down on the tracks and wondered if you could make a decent grilled-cheese sandwich on that third rail. Wondering is no longer sufficient for the Metropolitan Transportation Authority.”